Mommy Rhapsody

It’s Friday Fun Day and I have a doozy for you this week!!

With Mother’s Day just around the corner and to get you in the mood to go shopping for the mother’s in your life, I found this HILARIOUS video on YouTube. Hil-freaking-arious, I tell you!!  I know some of your companies have Fort-Knox-type internet security and they think YouTube is evil and bad, but this is a must-see.  If you can’t watch it now, forward it to home and watch it there.  This is soooo funny you will thank me.  And, as a mom I can tell you it is also so very true. Enjoy!

Okay, so if you can’t see the video then this would be a kind of rotten Friday Fun Day, so I’m also adding A Mother’s Dictionary:

Bottle Feeding:  An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2AM, too.
Defense:  What you’d better have around “de yard” if you’re going to let the children out to play.
Drooling:  How teething babies wash their chins.
Dumbwaiter:  The one who asks if the kids would care for dessert.
Family Planning:  The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster.
Feedback:  The inevitable result when the baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots.
Full name:  What gets called when someone’s in trouble.
Grandparents:  The people who think your kids are wonderful even though they’re sure you’re not raising them right.
Hearsay:  What toddlers do when anyone mutters a bad word.
Impregnable:  A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.
Independent:  How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.
Look out:  What it’s too late for your child to do when you scream it.
Prenatal:  When your life was still somewhat your own.
Show Off:  A child who is more talented than yours.
Sterilize:  What you do to your first baby’s pacifier by boiling it and your last baby’s pacifier by blowing on it.
Temper tantrums:  What you should keep to a minimum so as to not upset the children.
Top bunk:  Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.
Two-minute warning:  When the baby’s face turns red and she starts to make those grunting sounds.
Whodunit:  None of the kids in your house.
Whoops:  An exclamation that translates roughly into “get the mop”.

Okay, guys and gals!!  Have a great weekend!!  Happy Mother’s Day to all the momma’s out there!  Your job is important!  Have a good one!!

 

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  • Julie Wilber

    Oh my gosh, too funny – I just watched this video on Sunday, because on Saturday they played “The Dad Life” by Church On The Movie at on of our church functions! That one is worth “Googling” also, it’s a rap song by sandal and sock wearing dads!

  • Julie Wilber

    Oops, I hope I didn’t spoil Father’s Day week!! I just thought of that! Thanks Grace for our upcoming Pizza Party also!!

    • Anonymous

      That’s okay, Julie!! I was going to use that next month, and I still might!! It’s so funny and totally worth watching!

  • Nvining

    “Here honey, smell this…” the words that accompany my wife holding our son with his butt pointing in my direction…

    • Nvining

      and usually followed by giggles, by her and our son.

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