It’s Friday Fun Day and I have a doozy for you this week!!
With Mother’s Day just around the corner and to get you in the mood to go shopping for the mother’s in your life, I found this HILARIOUS video on YouTube. Hil-freaking-arious, I tell you!! I know some of your companies have Fort-Knox-type internet security and they think YouTube is evil and bad, but this is a must-see. If you can’t watch it now, forward it to home and watch it there. This is soooo funny you will thank me. And, as a mom I can tell you it is also so very true. Enjoy!
Okay, so if you can’t see the video then this would be a kind of rotten Friday Fun Day, so I’m also adding A Mother’s Dictionary:
Bottle Feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2AM, too.
Defense: What you’d better have around “de yard” if you’re going to let the children out to play.
Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins.
Dumbwaiter: The one who asks if the kids would care for dessert.
Family Planning: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster.
Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots.
Full name: What gets called when someone’s in trouble.
Grandparents: The people who think your kids are wonderful even though they’re sure you’re not raising them right.
Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a bad word.
Impregnable: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.
Independent: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.
Look out: What it’s too late for your child to do when you scream it.
Prenatal: When your life was still somewhat your own.
Show Off: A child who is more talented than yours.
Sterilize: What you do to your first baby’s pacifier by boiling it and your last baby’s pacifier by blowing on it.
Temper tantrums: What you should keep to a minimum so as to not upset the children.
Top bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.
Two-minute warning: When the baby’s face turns red and she starts to make those grunting sounds.
Whodunit: None of the kids in your house.
Whoops: An exclamation that translates roughly into “get the mop”.
Okay, guys and gals!! Have a great weekend!! Happy Mother’s Day to all the momma’s out there! Your job is important! Have a good one!!