Happy Friday and Happy June!!  This has been a short week for most of us, so Friday has come early!!  Woo-hoo!!

I wanted to take a quick minute to remind you all about our Bingo game that starts next week!  In case you missed it, we are doing a summer-long Bingo game!  You can CLICK HERE to sign up and Cassie will send you an official bingo card.  Then, each HumpDay (and some Friday’s) during the weeks of June 6 thru August 15 we will call a number.  We also have a couple of numbers strategically placed in ads this summer (be sure to check out out ad in The Journal and Plant Services!).  In the end we will be giving away a Weber Performer Grill!!  I have one of these and I love it!!  So, sign up and let’s play!!

Now for a little humor on this Friday.   My son, who is 15, comes home from school sometimes with these funny “facts” about Chuck Norris.  I’m not sure why these are funny, but they just are.  Hope you find the humor, too:

- Chuck Norris does not know pain.  Pain knows Chuck Norris as it is roundhouse kicked in the face daily by Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris has a six pack on his chin.
- Chuck Norris is so cool he doesn’t move a muscle to get somewhere.  He makes the universe get off its lazy rear-end and move itself.
- When Chuck Norris enters a room it explodes.  No building can hold that much awesome.
- Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his own hands.
- Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in half an hour.
- Chuck Norris can rip pages out of a Kindle.
- A carton of orange juice concentrates on Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t get sunburned because the sun wouldn’t dare.
- Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.
- Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t cheat death.  He wins fare and square.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t use pick up lines.  He simply says, “Now.”
- Chuck Norris’ calendar goes straight from March 31 to April 2nd.  No one fools Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris can delete his recycle bin.
- When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool he doesn’t get wet.  The water gets Chuck Norris.
- Superman owns a pair of Chuck  Norris pajamas.
- Death had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
- Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light on.  Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Hope that brightened your day!!  Have a good one!!  See you next week!